Cats IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Faking before and after pics:
Woman with 20 inch waist:

My Life In A Nutshell:
I have an unholy fascination with license plates. Unfortunately, plates don't have much chance to generate random words. Three numbers and three letters means the only words you'll get have three letters (Vanity plates don't count.)
See? Unholy fascination. Who notices this kind of stuff?
I have two cats, Snickers and Widget. Snickers is fond of punching holes in paper or cardboard with her teeth. Widget prefers shredding it. Now all I need is one that collates.
I love thrift store shopping and dumpster diving. I'm currently converting someone's old front door that was chunked (a VERY solid and heavy door) into a monster bookcase. Which brings me to: I read. A LOT. If I'm not eating with someone, I have to be reading. If I've forgotten my book (which doesn't happen often), I will read the backs of sugar packets at the restaurant.
I am a member of Mensa, which means I am by definition a "genius". This comes in handy in any argument with my parents that ends in, "What were you thinking?"
However, it doesn't take a genius to figure out to turn your trash cans upside down so they don't fill up with water when it rains.
I have yet to master that one.
Feed me chocolate, and I will love you! (Or you can just
give me chocolate, and I will still love you.)
Cats IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!
Faking before and after pics:
Woman with 20 inch waist:
This guy is the guy who broke Adele's heart and inspired her album, "21".
His name is Slinky "Sunbeam" Winfield, and he's an aspiring musician in Britain.
Wow. Sunbeam? Really? Yeah, Adele can DEFINITELY do better.
There are going to be a lot of big names on hand for Whitney Houston's funeral tomorrow starting at 10am.
While the service is closed to the public, the family has allowed cameras in, so you can watch it streamed live on the Associated Press' livestream.com page.
Usher has a new song out called "Climax". Listen to the full length version free: http://soundcloud.com/diplo/climax
Why was this ping pong playing baby not in "Balls Of Fury" with Will Ferrell?
If you've never seen the original cover of Gotye's "Somebody That I Used To Know" with a bunch of people playing one guitar, here's the link for reference: http://youtu.be/d9NF2edxy-M
That's what makes this video so funny. It's a parody of that cover video...with other people also using just one guitar.
Dayum! That's all I have to say. And this is just a practice session in their bedroom!
In case you missed the premiere of "Smash" and don't have the time to watch the full version of the pilot on Hulu, here's the 45 second version of it.
It's been 14 years since "The Boy Is Mine". 14 YEARS! Wow. But Brandy and Monica have finally gotten around to doing another collaboration.
I give you "It All Belongs To Me":